http://politicalirony.com/2010/10/17/the-very-model-of-a-modern-us-president/
This is clever and true. Enjoy our Presidentail woes.
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Monday, December 27, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Garage owner tired of getting Ripped off.
Mexican Lion - How clever is this?!!!
This is the true story of a Garage Owner in the Southwest (New Mexico)
He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc. So he came up with this idea. He put the word out that he had a new Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that would break in or climb his fence. Would-be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the scene.
The dog's probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot and his butt's so cold?
This is the true story of a Garage Owner in the Southwest (New Mexico)
He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal tools, etc. So he came up with this idea. He put the word out that he had a new Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that would break in or climb his fence. Would-be thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the scene.
The dog's probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot and his butt's so cold?
Friday, August 13, 2010
Guess What this is?
Guess... What This Is? And don't cheat...
Hint: picture was taken in 1956...
Answer, see below...
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It's a hard disk drive back in 1956... With 5 MB of storage.
In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first 'SUPER' computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored a 'whopping' 5 MB of data.
Do you appreciate your 8 GB memory stick a little more now?
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I love this. When I started in Bank Operations 1979 our computer was a full floor downtown LA. There was a line of parkas on the wall in front of the door. When your lips turned blue it was time for a break. Ah Operations.
Hint: picture was taken in 1956...
Answer, see below...
* * *
It's a hard disk drive back in 1956... With 5 MB of storage.
In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC, the first 'SUPER' computer with a hard disk drive (HDD). The HDD weighed over a ton and stored a 'whopping' 5 MB of data.
Do you appreciate your 8 GB memory stick a little more now?
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I love this. When I started in Bank Operations 1979 our computer was a full floor downtown LA. There was a line of parkas on the wall in front of the door. When your lips turned blue it was time for a break. Ah Operations.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
How Bad is the Economy?
HOW BAD IS IT?
The economy is so bad that -
. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
. My ATM gave me an IOU!
. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
. . A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
. A picture is now only worth 200 words.
. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street ."
. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
. Congress says they are looking into this BernardMadoffscandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
And, finally...
. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
The economy is so bad that -
. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
. My ATM gave me an IOU!
. I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift with purchase was a bank.
. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
. . A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
. A picture is now only worth 200 words.
. They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street ."
. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
. Congress says they are looking into this BernardMadoffscandal. Oh Great!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 trillion disappear!
And, finally...
. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
Saturday, August 07, 2010
This is no Bull! Why do you need a horse trailer?
Cowboy bull hauler Or Who needs a trailer ?
If I'd seen this, I don't think I could drive because I would be laughing too hard.
I notice that this old boy stuck to two lane and gravel roads. For all you yokels, what does NHD mean? No harm done?
He bought the bull in Kansas and headed to Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Even Ripley might have trouble believing this one.
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